Saturday, November 29, 2008

Weekly Winners

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November 23 - 29

This turkey will haunt him in his dreams. But isn't this why we had kids? To torture?
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I'm such a mean mom....I wouldn't let him have the carving knife
026


UGH It's that time of year
022


Florida doesn't have fall...we have dead
177


Barreled
031


Munchin'
173

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Friday, November 28, 2008

WooHoo it's a Haiku

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Haiku Friday
Today's theme....my own ('cuz I'm special like that)

Never would do it
But I conquered it today
Black Friday I won

Up at 5 am
Out the door at 6am
Done by 8 am

Shopping is 'bout done
Can not believe I did it
Next year done online

Happy late T-Day
Hope you had a thankful one
Leftovers all day

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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Wordless Wednesday


My oldest has always had a learning problem. It was called the Idon'twanttopayattentionthereistoomuchotherstuffbetterthanschool. Got that? Yeah, well this is his senior year. He's really got to push himself, apply himself, in other words, GET HIS CRAP TOGETHER senior year.

He's been doing great! I am so proud of him.


GPA


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Now if he would of just started this in the ninth grade, he would have an easy senior year instead of pushing himself so hard.

I will be having a graduation party in June even if I have to hire some kid for the graduate.

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Monday, November 24, 2008

Will they read it? Doubt it.



Letters to my children. Actually not really letters, just a friendly reminder....check list if you will.


To my oldest:

  1. You are seventeen...remember that. (Boy, it should really end at that but trust me, there is more.)
  2. You are still living under my roof. Really. Look up. See that....it's the ceiling, that right now your grandparents are helping me I pay for.
  3. Eating is for the dining room, not your bedroom. I refuse to use elbow grease to scrap the 3 week old cheese off the plate that you have left on top of your speaker.
  4. No clean boxers? Damn. See that big box in the garage? You know, the one that spins and makes that funny noise? Yeah, that one. Use it. It's really easy. It even has the directions on the inside of the lid. See?
    027
  5. You can really only stuff so much in the garbage can. Really. I've tried thousands of times but it only holds so much.
  6. You put it down, so you should know where it's at. What is "it"? Anything. Your wallet, glasses, shoes, socks...see? Anything
  7. This probably won't be the last but guess what? Your seventeen. One - seven. 17. I'm 36. Thirty - six. Three...six. See the difference there? Learn it. Live it and when you're 36 you can do as you want.
Now to the little one. His letter is a little shorter but give him time and it'll get longer.
  1. This week is Thanksgiving sweetie. That means the alarm doesn't go off. Means that we don't have to get up before the sun rises. Okay? Thank you so much.
  2. I love the fact that you know the "Clean Up" song but can we put it to use? Singing it while mommy cleans up your blocks that you have practiced your pitching arm with, is not cleaning up.
  3. When mommy says we need to get ready, this doesn't mean running around the house chasing the dogs or seeing if mommy can catch you. It means sitting down so I can put on your shoes. Oh and a word of advise. If you're going to run from me, don't run into a corner. It's really not to your advantage.
  4. And for right now, this will be the last. Your 2 y/o attitude SUCKS! I'm over it.

I love you both boys with all my heart but mommy is really considering seeing if I can trade you in.