I have 2 for you today....this first one, well I just couldn't pass up since he passed out!





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Conversations with a 17 year old

Bringing this one back for

Not a real conversation. Are you kidding me? Lately mine consist of text messages. Between his school and work schedule and my schedule, I'm lucky I see him for 10 minutes a day. This morning was no different.

Sitting in the pediatrician's office for J's check up I receive a text from the oldest. It turned into a full blown conversation during his history class. Why he wasn't paying attention....read and you will see.

"Mom we Arnt doin shit in my classes and we are watchin movies can i get a sick pass and leave? Im so hungary"
(Please know that I am writing AS IS - I'm so proud (sarcasm here)

"You are kidding me right?"

"Please it wont be against me im dying in hungary with no moola"

"Great Matt but no"

The following all came in one right after another which just in turned aggravated me even more
"I have cramps"
"Tummy hurts"
"Do the right thing"

"I'm at the doctor with your brother. Stop it"

"I think he got me sick too let me go"

"Good try, he's not sick. Just a check up & again stop"

"Come on i don't want to sit here"

"I sit at work with nothing to do some times deal with it"

"Dammit mom why are you hard headed"

"Cuz I love you"

"LOL if you had to sit here and not do anything you would want to leave too"

"I do that at work. I love you"

"You make money"

"Doesn't matter. Suck it up."

"If I miss it just has to be excused"

"Thats not happening and don't forget I love you"

He hates when I do that...so therefore that means that my job is done =)


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It's Friday!!

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Weekend starts today
This week has been the longest
Babysitter please?

Sunday is for beach
Fort DeSoto here we come
Leave sunscreen at home

Ten thirty brings dentist
Numb me up Doctor Miller
Please don't make it hurt

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Off with ya'

Every night this week I've said to my self, "Lisa, you're going to bed early!" Do you think I have....no. I sit here at my handy dandy (Blue's Clues is on) laptop, surf the net and watch the clock tick away. It's 9:44 and I told myself that I would be in bed, at least laying there watching tv, and I'm not there.

Laptops are mobile right? Bah! Tomorrow is Friday. J has a doctors appointment at 8:45 so I don't have to get up at 5:30. That right there my friend...is a wonderful thing.

Have a great night

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